A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven
ANNIE - Official Trailer (2014)
For me : Monsieur Steampunk One
And for you ?
Sir Theodore Knightstone…..not bad.
Baroness Adelaide Rumblestone.
Later this year I’ll be Duchess Adelaide Addlechild
Madam Eugenie knightwood … I actually love this
Countess Adelaide Wither Waddle (technically i’m Dame for the next 3 months but whatever)
Captain Archibald Wraithhold. Not bad.
Lady Adelaide Wakefeather
Duchess Violet Addlebottom
Lord Leopold Wraithstone (I love this)
Viscount Stanley Worthingdale
Captain Lavinia Clankingtopper
Professor Josephine Addlewaddle.
A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
(Really. It is a baby! Its mouth is still pink.)
So I hear my favorite girl is under the weather, and we can’t have that! For you, Viria uwu
I’m selling all my ASOIAF pieces as prints at the Ltd Art Gallery “WINTER IS COMING” show! They are all available online as easily frameable 8x10 giclee prints on watercolor paper for $20 each, should you like to buy one. They’re each limited to only 25 prints, too!
In the past I haven’t offered all of these for sale as prints because the original files were kinda small, but I went back in and reformatted, tweaked colors, and cleaned everything up.
49th haha[banjos in the distance]
Don’t drink and derive.
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?
this goes well with any music holy shit
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